my unrelenting need for attention from tall white boys will be the death of me.
Men get really angry when you think they should talk less.
Fear the people who feel comfortable swearing in front of their parents
talents include: avoiding the fuck out of reality and distracting myself to the point of absolute numbness.
we meet in a bar & i hand you my card. it reads: “chud brumpo: investigative satirist”. you flirt with me as i uninterestedly check my phone. later, i email you a link to a website. it parodies the “tone” of conservative media channels & critiques the news of the day. you’re interested and a dialogue is opened.